Still Dirty

My second son walks to his own drum beat. No one in the house knows the rhythm but every so often I think it is the most complex drum beat ever invented. Either way, they all came inside after a hard's day of work, I mean play. And they were filthy. I ordered them all to the bath.

Hayden loves to take a bath but he hates washing himself with or without soap. He came out of the bath dripping with water and with dirt still covering his legs, his face -- his hair still smelled of sweat and dirt.

I quickly told him to get back to the bath and wash himself. He said "I did". I showed him the dirt on his legs. He looked at me smirked, wiped the dirt and said "now I'm clean"

Sad to say, I almost let him go to bed.